Is it totally lame that I want one of these? I haven’t played soccer since middle school and I’d totally feel like a band-wagoner but… COME ON. Alex Morgan is my favorite Olympian at the moment (shhh don’t tell Misty or Kerri) and I am totally willing to embrace the Where’s Waldo-ness that will occur if I wear this because IT IS SO AWESOME.
Also, I wonder if they could add a second line of text that reads -GSTER. I’ll inquire with the embassy.